What is the most disturbing thing you've woken up to?
About an hour ago I woke up next to a spider the size of a golf ball and freaked right out. Now I can't locate the spider and never want to go back in my bed let alone my bedroom. I'm actually in the fetal position rocking back and fourth as I type this and at the same time looking for a number to an exterminator that will probably come here and fumigate the whole place.
8 years ago by spacepopper
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9/11. What a shitty morning.
I rememeber that day like it was yesterday. I was at school and all the teachers and students were in massive panic. Everyone thought it was the beginning of world war 3.
I woke up 5 minutes before the 2nd tower was hit.
I was camping near a glacial river a few years back and one of the geniuses with us left the cooler wide open after a night of drinkin. Woke up to a black bear rummaging through our stuff and nearly shit my pants. I screamed "bear" and most of us just started making a shitload of noise and it took off. To this day I am the "closed container nazi" when we go, fuck waking up to a hungry bear.
I came home drunk one night and decided to make myself a pizza. You all know the rest of this story, this has happened many times to many idiots.
My dog's balls in my face. Decided right there and then that hes too big to sleep in my bed.
Being unable to move my arms and legs. I sleep in the worst positions.
Shit this sounds horrible.
Wow, we certainly have a lot of spiders in our houses
1. I woke up once swatting at a spider in my sleep. It ended up biting me in the face, a little below my left eye. I really didn't notice the bit until later in the day, when the area got swollen. My face numbed up, and I think that I got a staph infection from it. Took weeks for it to heal and I now have a little divot in my left cheek where the bite was. Terrible experience. Would not recommend.
2. Another time I was sleeping in on a Sunday morning. Rolled over on the remote control, which cheerfully flipped on the TV and cranked it at full volume. I distinctly recall waking up roughly 2 feet above the bed, madly thrashing out at whatever was making the loud noises. After landing back on the bed, I scooted down to the foot of the bed, got wrapped up in the covers, tripped, and brained myself against the wall. By then I was awake. Unwrapped myself from the covers, figured out the remote, threw it in the floor, and went back to sleep
3. I once dreamed the phone was ringing off the hook. It was sitting across the room. Since it was a dream, I braced my feet against the mattress, kicked off into the air, and hit the phone with my head. The phone landed in the floor. Since I didn't have arms, I stood over it, screaming "hello?!", and waiting for a response. It wasn't until the second time I yelled "hello" that I realized it wasn't a dream, and I was standing, yelling at the phone in the floor... And my head really hurt a lot.
Eh, all I have at the moment. I'm pretty dangerous when I wake up.
Dude, you shouldn't sleep. You may hurt someone :D
Do you know the kind of spider that bit you? Were you able to locate it after you awoke?
Some girl giving a blowjob to a guy in the same tent as me at camp. I was sick with a fever and so, so sheltered, so I never figured out what they were doing till later. Eugh.
Election results, Wednesday, Nov. 8, 2000.
Either that, or less immediately concerning, towering pillars of flame in the bedroom.
The spider thing happened to me a while back, I can't recall declaring war on it though!
I've woken up to sleep paralysis quite a number of times in my life. The scariest time and I remember it very well; I woke up and couldn't move my body at all except my head. I heard what I can only describe as demonic sounding chants. And around me I saw all these imps of various dark colours dancing around. They were really creepy looking, all wrinkly and such. I struggled to get up and as soon as my body broke away and moved it all disappeared. This was my first incident, I was about 12 at the time.
I only found out what sleep paralysis was years later. Almost any time I sleep on my back it happens. I got more stories if anyone is interested. Something different appears nearly every time.
My little brother bouncing on top of me...pissed me off and ruined my morning.