Wow, what a way to go. I had a mouse problem a while back too, they kept sneaking into the pantry chewing through bags and leaving little poo kernels behind. We got the classic spring loaded mouse traps and managed to catch a couple, suffice to say they died instantly and humanely. I appreciate you mentioning the glue traps though... I will stay away from them.
Did you leave bread crumbs on your chest when you passed out on the sofa? :D I know you did!
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