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  • drunkenninja
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    I was camping near a glacial river a few years back and one of the geniuses with us left the cooler wide open after a night of drinkin. Woke up to a black bear rummaging through our stuff and nearly shit my pants. I screamed "bear" and most of us just started making a shitload of noise and it took off. To this day I am the "closed container nazi" when we go, fuck waking up to a hungry bear.