• Appaloosa
    +4

    Or autonomic responses to questions like..."Do I look fat in these pants? No." ...more than a millisecond of hesitation is fatal.

    • drunkenninja
      +6

      Yes, yes it is. I have felt the wrath of the hesitation a few times and I'll tell you, you get trained in saying no to almost any sort of entrapping questions very quickly :)

      • spaceghoti
        +6

        I have felt the wrath of the hesitation a few times and I'll tell you, you get trained in saying no to almost any sort of entrapping questions very quickly

        I love my wife so very much.

    • CrookedTale
      +5

      Me and my wife have a running bit. One of us will ask "Do these jeans/pants make me look fat?" and the reply is "No. Your fat makes you look fat." It's fun to do when trying on clothes at the shops because people never expect that reply. Also you must really love each other to get away with the reply. It's an advanced relationship joke and not for Newlyweds.

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