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  • Text Post
    4 days ago
    +10 10 0

    First things first.

    Ethel was traveling alone and she was a bit lonely in the hotel all on her own. She thought, “I’ll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sex and have some fun.”

    She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony – a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a sixpence off his well-oiled bum. She figured, “What the heck, nobody will ever know. I’ll give him a call.”

    After a short ring, there was a response, “Good evening, ma’am, how may I help you?” Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!

    Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in, “Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I’d like you to come to my hotel room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I’m in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you’ve got in your bag of tricks. We’ll go hot and heavy all night – tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything!!! Now how does that sound?”

    The male voice responded, “That sounds absolutely fantastic madam, but you need to press 9 for an outside line.”

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  • Comment
    4 days ago
    +14 14 0

    Commented in Facial recognition test mistakenly identified 26 California legislators as criminals

    Yeah, I think they got it right.

  • Comment
    4 days ago
    +10 10 0

    Commented in China Is Waging a Disinformation War Against Hong Kong Protesters

    https://twitter.com/sinoreddit?lang=en

    Propaganda factory. I find it amusing that they are enjoying their right of free speech on Reddit and Twitter, both of which are banned in China.

  • Comment
    7 days ago
    +6 6 0

    Commented in Depositors Are Next as Nordic Banks Buckle Under Negative Rates

    “I don’t think it would necessarily destroy retail banking at all,” Stadigh said in an interview in Helsinki. “People would actually then have to pay for their deposits, so actually it could even bring stability to the banking sector.”

    What fantasy world is this guy living in?

  • Current Event
    7 days ago
    +15 15 0

    Depositors Are Next as Nordic Banks Buckle Under Negative Rates

    (Bloomberg) -- Ever since negative interest rates became a thing, banks have been too afraid to pass them on to retail depositors. That may be about to change.In Scandinavia, where sub-zero rates have been the norm longer than most other places.

  • Comment
    12 days ago
    +8 8 0

    Commented in Hiccups

    OK here in Hong Kong.

  • Current Event
    12 days ago
    +4 4 0

    Beijing expected to order Hong Kong’s pro-establishment politicians to toe line and throw their weight behind Carrie Lam and under-fire police force.

    Communist dictatorship at its finest.

  • Comment
    3 weeks ago
    +6 6 0

    Commented in 'Go Back Where You Came From': The Long Rhetorical Roots Of Trump's Racist Tweets

    They said it to the Jews, they said it to the Irish, they said it to the Italians, the Poles, the Mexicans, the Africans...virtually every ethnic / national demographic that has ever come here from afar. It was wrong then, and its wrong now.

    By the way, lets not forget Roosevelt's internment of 120,000 Japanese Americans (he called them Japs), didn't do anything for the Jews in Germany, opposed anti-lynching laws and publicly expressed he felt whites were intellectually superior to blacks....and a whole lot of Americans loved him to death.

  • Comment
    3 weeks ago
    +9 9 0

    Commented in If Islam Is a Religion of Violence, So Is Christianity

    They certainly do both use the name of God to justify atrocities. Christianity has lost some it's bite over the centuries, less oppressive, a bit more tolerant in the main, as has Islam, to a lesser extent.

  • Comment
    3 weeks ago
    +16 16 0

    Commented in Anti-extremism software to be used to tackle vaccine disinformation

    Anti-anything software to be used against any information.

  • Video/Audio
    3 weeks ago
    +3 3 0

    Pretty song, done well.

  • Comment
    3 weeks ago
    +9 9 0

    Commented in Mayhem in Hong Kong as police fire tear gas, rubber bullets

    The one child policy has been lifted in 2015 allowing 2 children per family. China realized its aging population was disproportionate. Having said that, China culture historically values males over females , so that is another contributing factor for the imbalance, in fact selective abortion for girls only has been made illegal.

  • Comment
    1 month ago
    +9 9 0

    Commented in Mayhem in Hong Kong as police fire tear gas, rubber bullets

    Unfortunately these are turning progressively more violent. They start off peacefully and then the second shift takes over. Now it seems the triads are in cahoots with the police, being used as scare mongers to keep people out of the demonstrations. That's a very risky tactic.

  • Text Post
    1 month ago
    +11 11 0

    The sensible decision.

    A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now, you probably won’t remember, but you were in a pile up on the freeway. You’re going to be okay, you’ll walk again and everything, but something happened. I’m trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck, and we were unable to find it.”

    The man groans, but the doctor goes on, “You’ve got $20,000 in insurance compensation coming to you, and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did, better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn’t come cheap. It’s $2,000 an inch.”

    The man perks up at this. “So,” the doctor says, “It’s for you to decide how many inches you want, but it’s something you’d better discuss with your wife.”

    The man agrees to talk with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day. “So,” says the doctor, “have you spoken with your wife?”

    “I have,” says the man.

    “And has she helped you in making the decision?” asked the doctor.

    “She has,” says the man.

    “And what is it?” asks the doctor.

    “We’re getting a new kitchen.”

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  • Video/Audio
    1 month ago
    +10 10 0

    Daughter - Home (Subtitulado en español) ᴴᴰ

  • Comment
    1 month ago
    +7 7 0

    Commented in Kevin Spacey Criminal Case Dismissed

    Of course it's because a Hollywood rich white man (caveat though, he's gay) that he got off. When is Smollet going to jail?

  • Comment
    1 month ago
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    Commented in Neil Armstrong’s Restored Spacesuit Put Back on Display at the Smithsonian’s National Air and Space Museum

    I had no idea they wore hijabs for the moon landing!

  • Comment
    1 month ago
    +8 8 0

    Commented in I have the answers

    If it was not interesting it would not be here be here!

  • Comment
    1 month ago
    +8 8 0

    Commented in The Only Thing -

    Don't back down.

  • Video/Audio
    1 month ago
    +18 18 0

    The Only Thing -