Me and my wife have a running bit. One of us will ask "Do these jeans/pants make me look fat?" and the reply is "No. Your fat makes you look fat." It's fun to do when trying on clothes at the shops because people never expect that reply. Also you must really love each other to get away with the reply. It's an advanced relationship joke and not for Newlyweds.
Me and my wife have a running bit. One of us will ask "Do these jeans/pants make me look fat?" and the reply is "No. Your fat makes you look fat." It's fun to do when trying on clothes at the shops because people never expect that reply. Also you must really love each other to get away with the reply. It's an advanced relationship joke and not for Newlyweds.