You seem to be suffering from delusions of competence.
I trust that sounded better in your head?
You are a classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain.
A mind is a terrible thing to waste, but clearly you're too late.
I've tried to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head up my ass.
I'd call you a smartass but you're only half qualified.
No, sorry. Stupidity is not a virtue!
The short bus called. You forgot your helmet.
If I toss a stick, will you go away?
Unless your name is Google, stop talking like you know everything.
Of course I talk like an idiot. How else could you understand me?
I'd like to say I'm happy to see you, but I was taught not to lie.
I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you.
Let me help you out. Which way did you come in?
Great list! Have an upvote.
You clearly are an expert in this field and I defer to your expertise. :o
I confess, I have an unfair advantage. I have a wedding coming up where guests will be encouraged to shout insults at the wedding party. It therefore behooved me to do some research.
Cheater! :)
If you're not willing to cheat, you're not willing to win.
Thus, I am a loser.
This lesson you must learn, grasshopper: always run away from a fair fight and only come back when you know you can win.
Wow. No one has called me grasshopper in a long time. That's usually my line.
You seem to be suffering from delusions of competence.
I trust that sounded better in your head?
You are a classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain.
A mind is a terrible thing to waste, but clearly you're too late.
I've tried to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head up my ass.
I'd call you a smartass but you're only half qualified.
No, sorry. Stupidity is not a virtue!
The short bus called. You forgot your helmet.
If I toss a stick, will you go away?
Unless your name is Google, stop talking like you know everything.
Of course I talk like an idiot. How else could you understand me?
I'd like to say I'm happy to see you, but I was taught not to lie.
I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you.
Let me help you out. Which way did you come in?
Great list! Have an upvote.
You clearly are an expert in this field and I defer to your expertise. :o
I confess, I have an unfair advantage. I have a wedding coming up where guests will be encouraged to shout insults at the wedding party. It therefore behooved me to do some research.
Cheater! :)
If you're not willing to cheat, you're not willing to win.
Thus, I am a loser.
This lesson you must learn, grasshopper: always run away from a fair fight and only come back when you know you can win.
Wow. No one has called me grasshopper in a long time. That's usually my line.