I confess, I have an unfair advantage. I have a wedding coming up where guests will be encouraged to shout insults at the wedding party. It therefore behooved me to do some research.
Cheater! :)
If you're not willing to cheat, you're not willing to win.
Thus, I am a loser.
This lesson you must learn, grasshopper: always run away from a fair fight and only come back when you know you can win.
Wow. No one has called me grasshopper in a long time. That's usually my line.
I confess, I have an unfair advantage. I have a wedding coming up where guests will be encouraged to shout insults at the wedding party. It therefore behooved me to do some research.
Cheater! :)
If you're not willing to cheat, you're not willing to win.
Thus, I am a loser.
This lesson you must learn, grasshopper: always run away from a fair fight and only come back when you know you can win.
Wow. No one has called me grasshopper in a long time. That's usually my line.