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  • ttubravesrock
    +4

    I think you meant uterus.

    • spaceghoti
      +6

      No, seriously, that's the wording of the rule. It also featured prominently at our wedding.

      Yes, we're silly people.

      • ttubravesrock
        +4

        what if there are more than one person with boobs?

        • spaceghoti
          +5

          Then it's the battle of the boobs, and I sell tickets.