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  • spaceghoti
    +4

    The one with the boobs makes the rules.

    • ttubravesrock
      +4

      I think you meant uterus.

      • spaceghoti
        +6

        No, seriously, that's the wording of the rule. It also featured prominently at our wedding.

        Yes, we're silly people.

        • ttubravesrock
          +4

          what if there are more than one person with boobs?

          • spaceghoti
            +5

            Then it's the battle of the boobs, and I sell tickets.