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  • spaceghoti
    +6

    No, seriously, that's the wording of the rule. It also featured prominently at our wedding.

    Yes, we're silly people.

    • ttubravesrock
      +4

      what if there are more than one person with boobs?

      • spaceghoti
        +5

        Then it's the battle of the boobs, and I sell tickets.