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Your username is the name of a new bestseller book. What is it about?

8 years ago by spacepopper with 19 comments

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  • jackthetripper
    +12

    Grandpa Jack gets his cane stolen in Las Vegas and is in for a long adventure.

  • canuck
    +11

    A man that lives in an igloo that hunts seals for survival.

  • TentativePrince
    +9

    A 419 page in-depth guide on how to strike it rich by helping out troubled Nigerian royalty.

    • Chubros (edited 8 years ago)
      +3

      Nice 419 reference.

  • spaceghoti
    +7

    Observations of fish in space, of course.

  • BruceWillis
    +7

    Duh, it's a biography of my fabulous life.

    • messi
      +5

      Mine's better!

    • spaceghoti
      +3

      Will you be re-enacting the scene where you ran over a floor covered in broken glass to escape the villainy of Alan Rickman?

      • BruceWillis
        +5

        You do realize it was sugar glass and ketchup right? But I guess a chapter about that can be included in the book, it's what everyone seems to talk about.

        • spaceghoti
          +3

          Wait. So what you're saying is that it wasn't real? Next you'll be telling me there's no Santa Claus!

          Silly Bruce Willis.

  • Zeus
    +5

    An unauthorized tell-all biography of Tommy 'Tiny' Lister.

  • MrWhiskers (edited 8 years ago)
    +5

    It tells a story of a fabulous man, who keeps an old store. He sells moustache wax and other important gentlemen's stuff.

  • charredbysin
    +4

    A religious text about fire & brimstone. That or my autobiography.

  • MortonFizzback (edited 8 years ago)
    +4

    A book adaptation of the hit (yes hit!) cartoon TV series Denver - The Last Dinosaur, seen from the perspective of the original antagonist.

  • germfree
    +2

    Book one in the Howie Mandel Murders the World cycle.

  • willyb321
    +2

    Uhhhhh... it would probably be an adults only book