Text Post: Your username is the name of a new bestseller book. What is it about? posted by spacepopper
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  • BruceWillis
    +7

    Duh, it's a biography of my fabulous life.

    • messi
      +5

      Mine's better!

    • spaceghoti
      +3

      Will you be re-enacting the scene where you ran over a floor covered in broken glass to escape the villainy of Alan Rickman?

      • BruceWillis
        +5

        You do realize it was sugar glass and ketchup right? But I guess a chapter about that can be included in the book, it's what everyone seems to talk about.

        • spaceghoti
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          Wait. So what you're saying is that it wasn't real? Next you'll be telling me there's no Santa Claus!

          Silly Bruce Willis.