Text Post: Your username is the name of a new bestseller book. What is it about? posted by spacepopper
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  • spaceghoti
    +3

    Will you be re-enacting the scene where you ran over a floor covered in broken glass to escape the villainy of Alan Rickman?

    • BruceWillis
      +5

      You do realize it was sugar glass and ketchup right? But I guess a chapter about that can be included in the book, it's what everyone seems to talk about.

      • spaceghoti
        +3

        Wait. So what you're saying is that it wasn't real? Next you'll be telling me there's no Santa Claus!

        Silly Bruce Willis.