Well there was that one where I was in Purgatory or Limbo floating in a very dark room with ghosts in black robes and hoods slowly coming closer to me as they were crying with a School Bus in the background. There was also the one where I became a Battle Toad, that was a really weird one. I don't think I learned anything.

Not the most exciting thing in the world, but I sure as hell ain't telling anyone in real life.

The first place I ever jerked off was at my grandparents house.

I think I may have died and went to heaven. The realization is here that we are getting the goddamned Batman and Superman.

I don't know, that still seems like a lot of set up. You would have to install him through all your devices, make sure it all works, you may actually have to be Tony Stark to use Jarvis.

Unfortunately, these are the only systems I wanted to play MC on. I think it could play very easily on the Wii U Gamepad, plus I like the idea of a full Minecraft game on the go for 3ds.

[REDACTED] (Can't tell someone else's secret now can I?), /u/RedLantern, /u/Robin and /u/joker

Statement: Oh. I mean, that will suck and all for a minute but it kinda grows back.

Conclusion: I'm going to grow a tree into your head and see how you like it.

Why do you feel the need to call people meatbags? That could hurt there feelings! You know what, you're a meatbag.

I have reason to have suspicions to suspect to be suspecting /u/madjo. He sounded very suspicious. You good for "lunch" in like 2 minutes?

1. The power to warp reality

2. I don't really know if I can control people with warping reality, soooo mind control. (It won't hurt them mind you)

3. To be able to tap into the speed force (Basically what makes The Flash run fast)

What would I do with these powers? Well, I would create world peace, and then I would build myself a mansion, just to fill with every single DC and Marvel book ever published (except Dark Knight Strikes Again, that will not be tolerated in my house), and the speed force is just to run fast and have fun. Not really sure what I needed the mind control for. Anyway, I would basically live as a king, reading for eternity. This sounds really cheesy, building myself a castle and doing what I love forever, but hey, it's the dream!