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Can I just point out how many usernames are based off of DC characters? Seriously, we could make the Justice League here.

I mean, I guess 4 people including me isn't enough for the Justice League, but I suppose if we find a couple more!

Edit: Wait I found another! 5!

9 years ago by SwampThing with 25 comments

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  • snappleman
    +8

    Gentlemen, I'm sure you're wondering why I've gathered you all here today...

    • ClarkKent
      +5

      Please, I have been waiting for my refill of Snapple for about 2,375 days now. Please bring my jugs soon. /u/snappleman

      • snappleman
        +3

        Jugs of Snapple? Jugs?! You're no ordinary man...

  • ClarkKent
    +7

    I think this is the first downvote I have seen on a thread. There is evil lurking somewhere. /u/Swampthing

    • SwampThing
      +4

      I have reason to have suspicions to suspect to be suspecting /u/madjo. He sounded very suspicious. You good for "lunch" in like 2 minutes?

      • ClarkKent
        +4

        I uh just got in the office today. Big news day today. The downvote has dissapeared my job is done here.

    • Pockets69 (edited 9 years ago)
      +2

      A downvote? i have never seen them in the wild over here... what the hell is this reddit??

      Edit: also this gave me an idea

  • spaceghoti
    +5

    It's a tadpole! It's a zeppelin! No, it's SpaceGhoti!

    Meh. I'm not cut out for superhero work, anyway.

    • Pockets69
      +3

      upvote for effort...

      Also you are missing a suit spaceghoti, how can you be an hero with no suit!!??

      • spaceghoti
        +3

        It's a fish thing. You wouldn't understand. ;)

  • Arzeus
    +4

    That's because DC > Marvel (Please don't kill me)

    • HK47
      +4

      Response: My sincerest apologies meatbag, but your request is declined.

      • SwampThing
        +4

        Why do you feel the need to call people meatbags? That could hurt there feelings! You know what, you're a meatbag.

        • HK47
          +5

          Statement: I lack any computational models that are able to approximate a sense of empathy or "feelings" as organics understand them, but comparing a superior system like mine to that of an organic... if I could feel offended, I can reason with 93.2% certainty that I would be. Factoring in my displeasure at comparing myself to organics...

          Conclusion: Your points, while infuriating, are perhaps logically valid. So to reconcile this situation I've decided that I'm going to pull off your head, because I don't like your head.

          • SwampThing
            +1

            Statement: Oh. I mean, that will suck and all for a minute but it kinda grows back.

            Conclusion: I'm going to grow a tree into your head and see how you like it.

  • Escalator
    +3

    Please... Everyone knows I'm the best superhero, elevating people to new heights, turning peaceful conversations into full brawls! Go escalator go!

    • madjo
      +4

      Except some escalators also bring people down, making them scared and go into basements and dungeons and stuff like that.

      • Escalator
        +5

        Yeah, that's the kind of thing I think about while standing on gargoyles in the rain and brooding and stuff.

  • madjo
    +3

    Then I shall be your nemesis! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    Actually Mad Jo is kind of a lame name for a nemesis. hmm, back to the drawing table, I guess.

  • jonthecyclist
    +3

    Now I wish I could change mine just once :(

    • ClarkKent
      +5

      I am glad that we have a cyclist here. I believe every job is important, from news reporter, to server, to a cyclist! You are commended! /u/jonthecyclist

  • MadMonk
    +1

    I should totally be a superhero. I could totally take on batman

    • madjo
      +1

      But but but, you should be on my team: "Madmen". We'll totally have a tv show too, one day.