• NotWearingPants
    +5

    Why there won't be charges:

    1. "It was an accident."

    2. "I didn't do it."

    3. "My boss is scapegoating me"

    4. Finding a jury that will convict (even if charges are brought) isn't possible with the present media hysteria.

    • AdelleChattre (edited 6 years ago)
      +2

      You're not familiar with the CFAA then? Hint: it's the jurisdiction of the Secret Service.

      • NotWearingPants
        +3

        Familiar enough to know it's terribly written, yes.

        Jurisdiction matters not at all if there's zero chance of a conviction. Secret Service has better things to do then chase after an attention whore.

        Sorry, that's "hero' to some.

        • AdelleChattre (edited 6 years ago)
          +3

          Secret Service has better things to do then chase after an attention whore.

          Really? Because sometimes it seems like that's all they do.

        • NotWearingPants
          +2
          @AdelleChattre -

          Nah, there's the occasional drunken orgy with prostitutes, lost laptops containing security details, and misplaced weapons. Those take time too.