+1 for Music. I have a "I'm depressed" playlist.

Welcome! This is a friendly place. Enjoy your stay.

About time. Let everybody see how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Yep.

Yeah, this is the first press secretary who ever told a lie, knowingly or not.

/s

(It's kind of in the job description)

"And we are going to keep voting until you peasants get it right."

Half of the remaining will be wrong numbers, pocket dials, or drunk calls from your ex.

Is it labeled "water", or did they just leave the "Bud Lite" labels on?

Now we need a book based on the TV show, a movie based on the book, and a game based on the movie.

I bet my PB&J sandwiches would taste better out of a gold and diamond lunchbox.

If there are no differences in beliefs or opinions, what do you talk about?

IT'S HARDER TO TUNE SOMEONE OUT IF YOU HAVE TO PUT EFFORT INTO HEARING WHAT THEY ARE SAYING. =)

If you want to be heard, go quieter, not louder. I learned that from a menacing DI in basic training, if you have to put in a little effort to actually listen, the point gets through.

It was, by far, the best 3 years of my military career. Lots of good memories and good stories from it.

I thought it amusing that every 'Polish joke' you ever heard from an American was a 'Swedish joke' from the Norwegians.

It's on the internet, it must be true.

I heard this as a Swedish joke when I was stationed in Oslo in the mid 80s.

Just on the receiving end of a little 'free speech". I'm sure it had no more influence on his research than it has in politics.

That old track is way off. The current 5-day has it hitting somewhere around the NC/SC border.

Short of having him pee in a cup, how are they going to prove what he was smoking?

Except if the batter gets ejected for arguing balls and strikes.

So you're saying there's a chance....

That's called 'growing the business'. In another couple of years, he'll have a drug to treat the inevitable side effects of this one.

Trying to get ahead of the declassification of the Carter Page FISA applications?

Huh, I had this when I was a child. I can tell you that it doesn't taste good.

Whelp, haven't finished my morning coffee yet, and I've already seen the dumbest thing I'll see today .

Probably.

Just like his career.