I have high confidence JMS won't screw this up. The network...not so much.

I'm sure they figured in the cost of replacing the batteries once the range starts declining. /s

Will this work on any other body parts?

Asking for a friend.

They did that when they went all "no standing" then "moot" with the 2020 election.

Hard pass.

I'm pretty sure that the government workers that are "working" from home that I have to deal with every day are day drinking.

Headaches an blurred vision, you say.

We should ban alcohol for the same reason. I speak from much personal experience in my younger days.

But you don't know it's not mild until it's not.

Petitions aren't going to change anything. "Tell them" with your wallet.

Relevant xkcd

Probably a bad idea to wear it to the gym.

And what are the consequences if that should happen?

If their numbers are to be believed.

They were doing good right up to the part about funding nonprofits. They can't pass up a single opportunity for more graft.

Who's turn is it to have their kid running government funded "non-profits"?

Correct answer: "What's an internet history?"

Edit: This is a very thinly disguised social credit score.

Barely disguised at all.

Anyone who uses "government" in the same conversation as "trusted agent" unironically, is an idiot.