Next AG can change a policy.

Always been good with faces, and always been good at finding Waldo, but I can't remember names at all.

My grandmother tried putting that stuff on my fingernails so I'd stop biting them. It didn't work. It didn't taste all that bad to me.

Maybe I'll try to find a cartridge to lick and see if it's worse to my much more refined palate.

Remember how no one in NYC smokes because of the taxes?

Do we want a black market hot dog economy to spring up?

Watches and cheese still ok.

If his hammer was anything stronger than a circus clown's squeaky toy, he would have dropped it 2 weeks ago.

Prediction: This will try to drag on another two years so the House can impeach going into the next election.

Perhaps the author considers Apple users to be royalty, and it the "royal we".

Not everyone is on that treadmill.

As art, it's interesting.

As furniture, it looks like it might hurt your butt.

'Aint money = speech a grand idea?

I'm still waiting to hear the first good argument to keep it. Been waiting a lot of years.

The rats exposure began in utero. Unless they used really tiny sources on their developing ears, this pretty much eliminates any meaning as relates to causing brain cancer in humans. Whole body radiation on tiny animals =/= human use, even if the power levels and frequencies matched.

I bet I could hook up cages of rats to an rf sig-gen for a lot less than $30 million too.

Is it offensive to Indian-Americans, or on behalf of Indian-Americans by the professionally offended PC crowd?

It's impossible to imagine a movie like Blazing Saddles being made today. Laughing at stereotypes is not allowed any more.

“All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landing there.”

Never a long shot bet.

Consumers will be able to break through their artificial data caps even faster.

Can you imagine the size of their whiskey glass?

If your religious beliefs prevent you from doing your job, perhaps you should have studied to be a priest instead of a pharmacist.

You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

Ok, now it's serious.

It's not fatigue. It's sub-par stories.

NSA and FBI nod approvingly.