• kxh
    +8

    Potentially facing a CFAA charge is not exactly a low bar.

    • NotWearingPants
      +5

      Why there won't be charges:

      1. "It was an accident."

      2. "I didn't do it."

      3. "My boss is scapegoating me"

      4. Finding a jury that will convict (even if charges are brought) isn't possible with the present media hysteria.

      • AdelleChattre (edited 6 years ago)
        +2

        You're not familiar with the CFAA then? Hint: it's the jurisdiction of the Secret Service.

        • NotWearingPants
          +3

          Familiar enough to know it's terribly written, yes.

          Jurisdiction matters not at all if there's zero chance of a conviction. Secret Service has better things to do then chase after an attention whore.

          Sorry, that's "hero' to some.

          • AdelleChattre (edited 6 years ago)
            +3

            Secret Service has better things to do then chase after an attention whore.

            Really? Because sometimes it seems like that's all they do.

          • NotWearingPants
            +2
            @AdelleChattre -

            Nah, there's the occasional drunken orgy with prostitutes, lost laptops containing security details, and misplaced weapons. Those take time too.