• drunkenninja
    +5

    You trying to get him drunk too... wha..... good idea!

    • CrookedTale
      +6

      He comes in, eats a salty cookie, drinks the spiced rum or regular rum to wash it down. Repeat three times. Then SURPRISE PIRATES!!! He doesn't stand a chance.

      • jcscher
        +6

        And a song was heard !

      • drunkenninja
        +5

        Sounds like you know exactly what you're doing :)

        • CrookedTale
          +4

          Trying to shoot him down with cannons last year did not go so well. The Magistrate and the neighbors did not have a Merry Christmas.

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        • CrookedTale
          +3
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          Merry Christmas to you @Dino55 !! Hope its a happy one!!!!