• CrookedTale
    +6

    He comes in, eats a salty cookie, drinks the spiced rum or regular rum to wash it down. Repeat three times. Then SURPRISE PIRATES!!! He doesn't stand a chance.

    • jcscher
      +6

      And a song was heard !

    • drunkenninja
      +5

      Sounds like you know exactly what you're doing :)

      • CrookedTale
        +4

        Trying to shoot him down with cannons last year did not go so well. The Magistrate and the neighbors did not have a Merry Christmas.

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      • CrookedTale
        +3
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        Merry Christmas to you @Dino55 !! Hope its a happy one!!!!