• CrookedTale
    +5

    Milk is not a good mixer with rum. Trust me.

    • drunkenninja
      +5

      You trying to get him drunk too... wha..... good idea!

      • CrookedTale
        +6

        He comes in, eats a salty cookie, drinks the spiced rum or regular rum to wash it down. Repeat three times. Then SURPRISE PIRATES!!! He doesn't stand a chance.

        • jcscher
          +6

          And a song was heard !

        • drunkenninja
          +5

          Sounds like you know exactly what you're doing :)

          • CrookedTale
            +4

            Trying to shoot him down with cannons last year did not go so well. The Magistrate and the neighbors did not have a Merry Christmas.

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          • CrookedTale
            +3
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            Merry Christmas to you @Dino55 !! Hope its a happy one!!!!