Oh, I don't know about that. Seems like the Church of Mammon has some real perks.
If you take that word literally in Spanish, it means "Church of Sucker". But yeah, in this case we are the suckers.
Maybe, in their own ways, all of these religions are worshiping the same Money.
I speak to God every day, and he told me to tell you to send me money! Do it, or you'll experience His Wrath!
How much does He charge for a smiting? Because my list isn't getting any shorter. Wait, is your God the Old Testament one, or the Unitarian one?
Old Testament, of course. But you'll have to stand in line, I have a long list too.