Maybe, in their own ways, all of these religions are worshiping the same Money.
I speak to God every day, and he told me to tell you to send me money! Do it, or you'll experience His Wrath!
How much does He charge for a smiting? Because my list isn't getting any shorter. Wait, is your God the Old Testament one, or the Unitarian one?
Old Testament, of course. But you'll have to stand in line, I have a long list too.