• idlethreat
    +4

    I dunno about bidet's, but I'm completely sold on wet-wipes for handling things.

    That's as comfortable as I get talking anonymously about bathroom function so... just trust me and buy some wet wipes next time you go by the store. It's all good.

    • Splitfish
      +3

      Just don't forget the plumbing problems wet wipes can cause. I remember seeing a post here about it just recently.

      • idlethreat
        +4

        What's the point of being at absolute pinnacle of three billion years of evolution if you can't have lightly scented, kissably-soft ass cheeks?

        • Splitfish (edited 9 years ago)
          +4

          You win. Can't argue against that.