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Electronic Bidet Toilet Seat Is the Luxury You Won’t Want to Live Without
It may sound as if I’m exaggerating when I say that a high-tech, heated, warm-water-spraying bidet toilet seat ruined me for regular toilets, but I’m not. I don’t know how you guys do it. I look at your normal toilets, the ones with seats that are as cold as ice, the ones that don’t spray and buff your nethers with a soothing shower of cleansing H2O, and I shake my head. I look at your dry-wiping ways, and I wonder how your mom raised you. Don’t you want to be clean?
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I dunno about bidet's, but I'm completely sold on wet-wipes for handling things.
That's as comfortable as I get talking anonymously about bathroom function so... just trust me and buy some wet wipes next time you go by the store. It's all good.
Just don't forget the plumbing problems wet wipes can cause. I remember seeing a post here about it just recently.
What's the point of being at absolute pinnacle of three billion years of evolution if you can't have lightly scented, kissably-soft ass cheeks?
You win. Can't argue against that.