What do you think? If one was to make a delicious plateful of cookies, for medicinal purposes you know? Like with chocolated stimulant laxatives, say. And keep them in one's desk. Then some sneak thief was to make off with them and unpredictably and unaccountably ingest some, would it be one's own doing or that of the thieves'?
I thought snapzu was was different. I have been gone awhile, and maybe the sandwich disintegrated, but the pork rinds last forever (kinda wonder if they are even pork?). I come back and low and behold no snacks. There is a snack thief among you. I am currently searching my desk for clues. Perhaps I was wrong to be away for so long but now I think I must assert my pirate dominance again. Return the pork rinds by 12:00 pm tomorrow or else. And by "Or Else" I mean I have recently found a website that has archived and categorized all the Bee Gees concerts and solo albums ever created. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Maybe you should demonstrate how serious you are in the only language these lunch pirates understand. Shot and splinters, right? Let fly with a salvo. Say, for instance, Barry’s abortive 1970 solo work “The Kid’s No Good.”
So you are setting me up aren't you? You are trying to make me look bad by making me come up with inappropriate comments like "She is more than a woman, She is also a roll on". You sir are a scoundrel and a cad! Let it be know that, on the Sept 1st, the year of our Lord 2016, that I the venerable CrookedTale, Captain o the Crooked Tale Pirates, have marked jscher as both a scoundrel and cad, for trying to lead me into my own demise here at Snapzu. He is now also on the short list of person who could have stole me pork rinds and/or sandwich.
I found some pork rhymes....so what..
borkcorkforkstorktorquewarkdork
uncork
BjorkGoerkeNorkO'RourkeRoarkRoarkeRorkeRourkeYorkYorkeNew Yorkpop one's cork
EDIT: Rhymes. I had crumbs on my shirt and was distracted.
Now now, I be a true gentile Captain at heart. For true it breaks me heart it has come down to this, for the use of the Gibbs family is not something I take lightly, it is in fact one arsenal that, on me pa's grave, I swore never to use against another being in my lifetime. But is someone who steals pork rinds and/or sandwiches from a pirates desk as he is out helping the world in his own way even human? Can not a normal man, nay; a SHINNING PILLAR OF THE COMMUNITY live without worry that land thieves or scallywags will swoop in once one back is turned to defile their allotted amount of snacks? Tis a dastardly world we live in and I shudder to think of the pain I will wreak down upon the innocent. But an example has to be made and I must play the devil for the sake of justice and mankind. I will also say that all one has to do is admit they stole me snacks and I will give them a just trial followed by a quick death, tis the humane thing to do.
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What do you think? If one was to make a delicious plateful of cookies, for medicinal purposes you know? Like with chocolated stimulant laxatives, say. And keep them in one's desk. Then some sneak thief was to make off with them and unpredictably and unaccountably ingest some, would it be one's own doing or that of the thieves'?
I thought snapzu was was different. I have been gone awhile, and maybe the sandwich disintegrated, but the pork rinds last forever (kinda wonder if they are even pork?). I come back and low and behold no snacks. There is a snack thief among you. I am currently searching my desk for clues. Perhaps I was wrong to be away for so long but now I think I must assert my pirate dominance again. Return the pork rinds by 12:00 pm tomorrow or else. And by "Or Else" I mean I have recently found a website that has archived and categorized all the Bee Gees concerts and solo albums ever created. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Maybe you should demonstrate how serious you are in the only language these lunch pirates understand. Shot and splinters, right? Let fly with a salvo. Say, for instance, Barry’s abortive 1970 solo work “The Kid’s No Good.”
@AdelleChattre I don't take torture by request (but I will fit it in just for you).
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Crunch crunch crunch....Wut?
Wait a second.......
I like pork rinds......but it was not me. The person did not share them!
So did I..Till they decided to make them "healthy" by removing the salt!
Mutiny could be coming! Bald Headed Women.
So you are setting me up aren't you? You are trying to make me look bad by making me come up with inappropriate comments like "She is more than a woman, She is also a roll on". You sir are a scoundrel and a cad! Let it be know that, on the Sept 1st, the year of our Lord 2016, that I the venerable CrookedTale, Captain o the Crooked Tale Pirates, have marked jscher as both a scoundrel and cad, for trying to lead me into my own demise here at Snapzu. He is now also on the short list of person who could have stole me pork rinds and/or sandwich.
Thank ye captain! It is why me am a pirate. Can't believe I missed the pork rinds:(
Crunch crunch crunch...
Your officially on the short list!
Off with their heads!
Yes Yes!
So one of you scallywags fire a shot off me port! Which, by the way, made me drop me port. So to show ye how serious I be BOOOOOMMM
I found some pork rhymes....so what.. borkcorkforkstorktorquewarkdork uncork BjorkGoerkeNorkO'RourkeRoarkRoarkeRorkeRourkeYorkYorkeNew Yorkpop one's cork
EDIT: Rhymes. I had crumbs on my shirt and was distracted.
You forgot one DORK :D
Forque, Mork, Orc, Torc, Torq, Zork....
Edit: Spork, Scorch, Quartz, Morgue, Forge...
BOOm bOOM Baby
Looks like we will all suffer the consequences no matter what happens now! :)
Now now, I be a true gentile Captain at heart. For true it breaks me heart it has come down to this, for the use of the Gibbs family is not something I take lightly, it is in fact one arsenal that, on me pa's grave, I swore never to use against another being in my lifetime. But is someone who steals pork rinds and/or sandwiches from a pirates desk as he is out helping the world in his own way even human? Can not a normal man, nay; a SHINNING PILLAR OF THE COMMUNITY live without worry that land thieves or scallywags will swoop in once one back is turned to defile their allotted amount of snacks? Tis a dastardly world we live in and I shudder to think of the pain I will wreak down upon the innocent. But an example has to be made and I must play the devil for the sake of justice and mankind. I will also say that all one has to do is admit they stole me snacks and I will give them a just trial followed by a quick death, tis the humane thing to do.
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