Now now, I be a true gentile Captain at heart. For true it breaks me heart it has come down to this, for the use of the Gibbs family is not something I take lightly, it is in fact one arsenal that, on me pa's grave, I swore never to use against another being in my lifetime. But is someone who steals pork rinds and/or sandwiches from a pirates desk as he is out helping the world in his own way even human? Can not a normal man, nay; a SHINNING PILLAR OF THE COMMUNITY live without worry that land thieves or scallywags will swoop in once one back is turned to defile their allotted amount of snacks? Tis a dastardly world we live in and I shudder to think of the pain I will wreak down upon the innocent. But an example has to be made and I must play the devil for the sake of justice and mankind. I will also say that all one has to do is admit they stole me snacks and I will give them a just trial followed by a quick death, tis the humane thing to do.
Now now, I be a true gentile Captain at heart. For true it breaks me heart it has come down to this, for the use of the Gibbs family is not something I take lightly, it is in fact one arsenal that, on me pa's grave, I swore never to use against another being in my lifetime. But is someone who steals pork rinds and/or sandwiches from a pirates desk as he is out helping the world in his own way even human? Can not a normal man, nay; a SHINNING PILLAR OF THE COMMUNITY live without worry that land thieves or scallywags will swoop in once one back is turned to defile their allotted amount of snacks? Tis a dastardly world we live in and I shudder to think of the pain I will wreak down upon the innocent. But an example has to be made and I must play the devil for the sake of justice and mankind. I will also say that all one has to do is admit they stole me snacks and I will give them a just trial followed by a quick death, tis the humane thing to do.