Text Post: Ugh posted by CrookedTale
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  • AdelleChattre (edited 7 years ago)
    +8

    What do you think? If one was to make a delicious plateful of cookies, for medicinal purposes you know? Like with chocolated stimulant laxatives, say. And keep them in one's desk. Then some sneak thief was to make off with them and unpredictably and unaccountably ingest some, would it be one's own doing or that of the thieves'?

    • CrookedTale (edited 7 years ago)
      +6

      I thought snapzu was was different. I have been gone awhile, and maybe the sandwich disintegrated, but the pork rinds last forever (kinda wonder if they are even pork?). I come back and low and behold no snacks. There is a snack thief among you. I am currently searching my desk for clues. Perhaps I was wrong to be away for so long but now I think I must assert my pirate dominance again. Return the pork rinds by 12:00 pm tomorrow or else. And by "Or Else" I mean I have recently found a website that has archived and categorized all the Bee Gees concerts and solo albums ever created. Don't say I didn't warn you.

      • AdelleChattre
        +4

        Maybe you should demonstrate how serious you are in the only language these lunch pirates understand. Shot and splinters, right? Let fly with a salvo. Say, for instance, Barry’s abortive 1970 solo work “The Kid’s No Good.”

        • CrookedTale (edited 7 years ago)
          +5

          @AdelleChattre I don't take torture by request (but I will fit it in just for you).

        • jcscher
          +5

          Free Rum for information on this naive!

      • jcscher
        +4

        I like pork rinds......but it was not me. The person did not share them!

        • Gozzin
          +5

          So did I..Till they decided to make them "healthy" by removing the salt!