Statement: I lack any computational models that are able to approximate a sense of empathy or "feelings" as organics understand them, but comparing a superior system like mine to that of an organic... if I could feel offended, I can reason with 93.2% certainty that I would be. Factoring in my displeasure at comparing myself to organics...
Conclusion: Your points, while infuriating, are perhaps logically valid. So to reconcile this situation I've decided that I'm going to pull off your head, because I don't like your head.
That's because DC > Marvel (Please don't kill me)
Response: My sincerest apologies meatbag, but your request is declined.
Why do you feel the need to call people meatbags? That could hurt there feelings! You know what, you're a meatbag.
Statement: I lack any computational models that are able to approximate a sense of empathy or "feelings" as organics understand them, but comparing a superior system like mine to that of an organic... if I could feel offended, I can reason with 93.2% certainty that I would be. Factoring in my displeasure at comparing myself to organics...
Conclusion: Your points, while infuriating, are perhaps logically valid. So to reconcile this situation I've decided that I'm going to pull off your head, because I don't like your head.
Statement: Oh. I mean, that will suck and all for a minute but it kinda grows back.
Conclusion: I'm going to grow a tree into your head and see how you like it.