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  • 3 years ago
    Achievement HK47

    Hat Trick

    Maintained a 3 day login streak 2/2 times! Congratulations HK47 on this achievement!

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  • 3 years ago
    Comment HK47

    Statement: Simply excellent.

    Suggestion: Now revamp the first. I'm not saying I'll kill you if you don't, but I'm not saying I won't either.

  • 3 years ago
    Level Up HK47

    Level 4

    HK47 is now level 4 with 6,615 XP.

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    • Tribe membership The maximum amount of tribes you can join has been raised by 5 to a total of 60.
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  • 3 years ago
    Achievement HK47

    Red Eye Jedi

    Viewed 50/50 snaps! Congratulations HK47 on this achievement!

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  • 3 years ago
    Comment HK47

    Statement: While the concepts of absolute rule and genocide as applicable to organics are some of my favorite constructs, it does seem shameful that a meatbag would allow its own spawn to usurp it. One must consider that the elder human "Solo" was hardly interested in such important matters as wealth, decadence, and power after his induction into the Rebellion and as such it is little surprise to this unit that its own creation sought to decommission it. He killed what, one Rodian and some Imperial fodder and thought that deserving of his creation's respect? I could kill ten Rodians before I start my daily maintenance subroutine.

    Conclusion: Perhaps I should visit the Tyrius System.

  • 3 years ago
    Achievement HK47

    Chatter Box

    Posted a total of 10/10 comments! Congratulations HK47 on this achievement!

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  • 3 years ago
    Comment HK47

    Statement: I lack any computational models that are able to approximate a sense of empathy or "feelings" as organics understand them, but comparing a superior system like mine to that of an organic... if I could feel offended, I can reason with 93.2% certainty that I would be. Factoring in my displeasure at comparing myself to organics...

    Conclusion: Your points, while infuriating, are perhaps logically valid. So to reconcile this situation I've decided that I'm going to pull off your head, because I don't like your head.

  • 3 years ago
    Text Post HK47

    Introduction: This unit is HK47, I am a protocol droid, and I live to serve you.

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  • 3 years ago
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    Level 3

    HK47 is now level 3 with 3,150 XP.

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  • 3 years ago
    Comment HK47

    Response: My sincerest apologies meatbag, but your request is declined.

  • 3 years ago
    Comment HK47

    Query: I applaud your innovative approach to killing meatbags, but I have found that kindness is often nonfatal. Is there something I am doing incorrectly?

  • 3 years ago
    Achievement HK47

    Rock Star

    Followed by 2/2 members! Congratulations HK47 on this achievement!

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  • 3 years ago
    Comment HK47

    Condolence: I find that most organics are defective on some level, so you have little to worry about. Aside from utter inferiority, a short lifespan, and whatever that disgusting ritual is where you ingest other organics and then slosh them around inside various cavities until they break down into components... but I digress.

    Statement: What I meant to say is welcome, and that I probably won't kill you.

  • 3 years ago
    Comment HK47

    Question: Will filming of Episode 8 be halted?

    Additional Question: So that the Han Solo movie can shoot first?

    Statement: Mastering organic humor took exactly as long as I expected.

  • 3 years ago
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    Level 2

    HK47 is now level 2 with 1,095 XP.

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  • 3 years ago
    Comment HK47

    Theoretic Query: If the information is topical and contextual, and does not harm the sensitive feelings of the surrounding meatbags, where then is the danger?

    Mockery: In the event an organic sack of meat suffers injured feelings due to the previous statement, I will be certain to add an empathy subroutine to all future inquiries.

    Conclusion: Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up? Of course, we will consider the target's feelings extensively beforehand.

    Posted in: Novelty Accounts

     
  • 3 years ago
    Comment HK47

    Conclusion: This lifeform has combined two of my favorite things, efficiency and indiscriminate killing.

    Posted in: Nice haul

     
  • 3 years ago
    Comment HK47

    Prediction: A filthy, unshaven meatbag.

  • 3 years ago
    Comment HK47

    Conclusion: I am impressed by this meatbag.

  • 3 years ago
    Comment HK47

    Statement: I enjoy shaming meatbags in Summoners War on occasion.