Text Post: You have one superpower, but the next commentor restricts your power with a condition. What is your superpower? posted by leetmoaf
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  • sea
    +5

    You literally have a tongue made of silver, with no additional powers.

    • Cadeezy
      +1

      Welp avg human tongue weighs 2 to 3 lbs. according to google. Price of silver is an avg. of 15.05 an ounce. Average it out to 2.5 pounds and I'm left with 602 USD. I imagine a life with a loud ass wife working in some text based customer service field.

      • sea
        +1

        You, uh, really thought that one through. Props.