Text Post: You have one superpower, but the next commentor restricts your power with a condition. What is your superpower? posted by leetmoaf
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  • Cadeezy
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    Welp avg human tongue weighs 2 to 3 lbs. according to google. Price of silver is an avg. of 15.05 an ounce. Average it out to 2.5 pounds and I'm left with 602 USD. I imagine a life with a loud ass wife working in some text based customer service field.

    • sea
      +1

      You, uh, really thought that one through. Props.