Text Post: You have one superpower, but the next commentor restricts your power with a condition. What is your superpower? posted by leetmoaf
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  • Cadeezy
    +3

    A silver tongue -- easy mode ;)

    • sea
      +5

      You literally have a tongue made of silver, with no additional powers.

      • Cadeezy
        +1

        Welp avg human tongue weighs 2 to 3 lbs. according to google. Price of silver is an avg. of 15.05 an ounce. Average it out to 2.5 pounds and I'm left with 602 USD. I imagine a life with a loud ass wife working in some text based customer service field.

        • sea
          +1

          You, uh, really thought that one through. Props.

    • leetmoaf
      +2

      You have a silver tongue, but your voice cannot raise itself above a quiet whisper.

      • Cadeezy
        +1

        I begin carrying a rather large stick...