Text Post: You have one superpower, but the next commentor restricts your power with a condition. What is your superpower? posted by leetmoaf
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  • Roundcat
    +5

    I wish to throw fireballs.

    • Havok
      +3

      The fireballs are very mild at best. You're throwing slightly warm air everywhere.

      • Chinky
        +1

        That's like a smell free fart.

        • Havok
          +2

          Best superpower ever

    • i208khonsu
      +2

      Fireballs come out of your butt.

    • TheDylantula
      +2

      You have no control over when a fireball is thrown. Like muscle spasms, but deadly.

      • sea
        +2

        To add to this, you aren't fire-proof, so you get burned every time you throw a fireball, which is random. Wow, that is depressingly shitty.

    • VenStroto90
      +1

      Only when you're being threatened by someone.

    • Dattix
      +1

      Yoshi won't ever leave you alone. (Fireballs? Yum!)

    • CuppaMatt
      +1

      You can now throw fireballs.

      You are not however immune to fire, heat or the pain from these things.

      Enjoy your ruined hands!

    • Idontmindturtle
      +1

      You are granted the ability to wish to have fireballs... In fact... It was in you the entire time... You just had to say it out loud.

      You can not however, throw fireballs.

    • Palmento
      +1

      Your skin excretes extremely flammable oil every time you use the ability.