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  • Gelidaer
    +7

    I always wanted to freely control time.

    • ClarkKent
      +9

      Time only freezes when you are pooping.

      • Gelidaer
        +8

        Does that mean that I can do stuff if I keep the turd sticking out?

        • ClarkKent
          +7

          Yes, yes it does. I would love a video of you hunched over while a brick turd is going out and you have frozen time in excruciating pain cause all you want to do is well doo.

          • Gelidaer
            +4

            I'll post a video if I ever manage to do it!

            • ClarkKent
              +2

              Saving this conversation.

            • Gelidaer
              +2
              @ClarkKent -

              You're gonna have to wait a while for time travel, or not; it's time travel.

            • ClarkKent
              +1
              @Gelidaer -

              /u/Gelidaer , I am a very patient... :).

            • Chinky
              +2

              You are a magnificant beast.

    • sea
      +4

      You are always aware of it. It's like a muscle, that controls the fourth dimension. But when that muscle gets tired, your control slips. Time speed up, slows down, hell, it even starts to go backwards. You can never rest.

      • Gelidaer
        +3

        Shit, starting off, everything will go crazy but that'll only be apparent to me. It'll feel like I'm insane at times then, as my endurance grows, my bouts of sanity will grow as well. That's a pretty good restriction.

        • ColdwaterQ
          +2

          But by the time you learn to control it, every realty will have you locked in a mental institution.

    • Roundcat
      +1

      But you can only move forward 1 second at a time.