Text Post: You have one superpower, but the next commentor restricts your power with a condition. What is your superpower? posted by leetmoaf
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  • ClarkKent
    +9

    Time only freezes when you are pooping.

    • Gelidaer
      +8

      Does that mean that I can do stuff if I keep the turd sticking out?

      • ClarkKent
        +7

        Yes, yes it does. I would love a video of you hunched over while a brick turd is going out and you have frozen time in excruciating pain cause all you want to do is well doo.

        • Gelidaer
          +4

          I'll post a video if I ever manage to do it!

          • ClarkKent
            +2

            Saving this conversation.

          • Gelidaer
            +2
            @ClarkKent -

            You're gonna have to wait a while for time travel, or not; it's time travel.

          • ClarkKent
            +1
            @Gelidaer -

            /u/Gelidaer , I am a very patient... :).

          • Chinky
            +2

            You are a magnificant beast.