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What is something that most everyone thinks about themselves but isn't necessarily true?

I'll start: - I'm a good driver - I have good taste in music/movies etc. - Advertising doesn't work on me

8 years ago by OnlySlightly with 40 comments

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  • staxofmax
    +16

    I am smarter than the average person.

    • ColonBowel
      +1

      Think about how stupid the average person is, then realize that half of the population is dumber than that.

      - George Carlin, paraphrased from memory.

  • a7h13f
    +11

    No one else has ever thought of this before!

  • Qukatt
    +10

    "I'm just pretending to be an adult, you're going to notice eventually that I don't know what i'm doing"

    • a7h13f
      +6

      I go through this on at least a weekly basis at work.

      • ColonBowel
        +2

        I work my ass off just to trick myself into not thinking this.

  • OnlySlightly
    +6

    Thought of a couple more. 'If I was in charge of making that movie/tv show it'd be a lot better' 'My ideas are great, I would make amazing things if I just had someone to help make my ideas a reality'

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  • oystein
    +5

    Everybody else is an idiot.

    • Xeno
      +2

      I like how everyone says, "I hate everyone."

      • oystein
        +3

        I keep doing it and a moment later I reflect on the absurdity of the statement.

        • Xeno
          +3

          I say it all the time too and then realize people I don't like say the same thing. Everyone wants to be the person who is holier than thou and has the right to hate everyone. lol

      • ColonBowel
        +2

        You know who really hates everyone? Spiders. They will even eat their own kids.

  • Xeno
    +5

    I'm a weird person.

    • MrVelveteen
      +2

      Or I'm a pretty normal person.

      • spaceghoti
        +1

        Honestly, I think most people are. We just get an unrealistic concept of "normal" from popular media.

  • shiftcomma3
    +5

    "I'm a nice person." = usually not very nice

    • idlethreat
      +3

      same with "I hate drama" = run and don't stop

  • spaceghoti
    +4

    I am inherently irresistible to members of my gender of choice.

    • Qukatt
      +3

      gods i wish that were true. even just the thinking it part.

      • spaceghoti
        +3

        I'm reminded of a question posed by an old show:

        "What if you could have sex with anyone you wanted?

        What if anyone who wanted could have sex with you?"

  • pixelboot
    +3

    "all of my problems are unique and no one understand how difficult I've had it"

  • Appaloosa
    +3

    I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

    • ColonBowel
      +2

      When in actuality, they mean, "I'm from the government and you're here to provide reason for my position."

  • TwoADay
    +2

    I can't make a difference.

  • Vera
    +2

    nobody/everybody is interested in what I have to say.

  • Hawkins
    +2

    I'm special.

    • spaceghoti
      +1

      I'm special.

      I'll be right back! I left my helmet on the short bus again.

  • OnlySlightly
    +2

    People are interested in hearing about my success.