From the comedian Gallagher:
Airline Rep: Good morning, sir. How may I help you today?
Gallagher: I have a ticket for Houston boarding in an hour. I'd like this bag to go to Los Angeles and this bag to go to New York.
Airline Rep: I'm sorry, sir. I can't do that.
Gallagher: Well, you did it yesterday!
From the comedian Gallagher:
Airline Rep: Good morning, sir. How may I help you today?
Gallagher: I have a ticket for Houston boarding in an hour. I'd like this bag to go to Los Angeles and this bag to go to New York.
Airline Rep: I'm sorry, sir. I can't do that.
Gallagher: Well, you did it yesterday!