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  • spaceghoti
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    From the comedian Gallagher:

    Airline Rep: Good morning, sir. How may I help you today?

    Gallagher: I have a ticket for Houston boarding in an hour. I'd like this bag to go to Los Angeles and this bag to go to New York.

    Airline Rep: I'm sorry, sir. I can't do that.

    Gallagher: Well, you did it yesterday!