My luggage never goes missing, it just decides to take the scenic route between planes and arrives some hours too late at the destination.
From the comedian Gallagher:
Airline Rep: Good morning, sir. How may I help you today?
Gallagher: I have a ticket for Houston boarding in an hour. I'd like this bag to go to Los Angeles and this bag to go to New York.
Airline Rep: I'm sorry, sir. I can't do that.
Gallagher: Well, you did it yesterday!
My luggage never goes missing, it just decides to take the scenic route between planes and arrives some hours too late at the destination.
From the comedian Gallagher:
Airline Rep: Good morning, sir. How may I help you today?
Gallagher: I have a ticket for Houston boarding in an hour. I'd like this bag to go to Los Angeles and this bag to go to New York.
Airline Rep: I'm sorry, sir. I can't do that.
Gallagher: Well, you did it yesterday!