Text Post: What is an activity that you have never done but would like to do? posted by Vera
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  • baron778
    +9

    Whats your plan of action?

    • spaceghoti (edited 8 years ago)
      +13

      Step 1: take over the world.
      Step 2: have the best tailor make me a series of leather outfits to emphasize my machismo.
      Step 3: crush all those who displeased me before my ascension.
      Step 4: rule with an iron fist.
      Step 5: go to Disneyland.

      • Qukatt
        +8

        can you please punish people who use "an" before an H word with a hard H ?

        • spaceghoti
          +9

          Oh, language enforcement. I'll put you in charge of that.

          • Qukatt
            +8

            Can I just be "head of punishments for people who piss off the other department heads"? seems more fun.

          • spaceghoti
            +7
            @Qukatt -

            That position is open. It's yours.

          • Qukatt
            +7
            @spaceghoti -

            Easiest interview process ever, I shall recommend you as supreme leader to all my friends :D

          • ColonBowel
            +5

            Is that an honest response?

          • spaceghoti
            +5
            @ColonBowel -

            Of course. If I feel the role isn't being executed in a satisfactory manner I'll initiate retirement in a manner befitting my role as Supreme Dictator.

      • Vera
        +6

        Can you make it legal to grow pot too please? thanks.

        • spaceghoti
          +7

          Well, okay. But only because you asked.

          • Vera
            +8

            OK great, so since the workweek begins on Tuesday, can we rename Monday to "Marijuana Day"? I know I am asking for a lot here, maybe you should just appoint me Vice-Supreme-Dictator.

          • spaceghoti
            +5
            @Vera -

            Marijuana Monday it is. I already have my right hand minion established, but you're welcome to an advisory position.

          • Vera
            +8
            @spaceghoti -

            Even better as I only really want to work like, 20 hours per month or less. How about: 'Vice Chancellor of Helming the Mast While Supreme Dictator of Earth and Right-Hand Minion are at Disneyland' for my official title?

          • spaceghoti
            +6
            @Vera -

            Done.

          • madjo
            +7
            @spaceghoti -

            Just tell me who I should be worshipping, and I'll be happy. Unless happiness is verboten, in which case, I'll be unhappily worshipping whomever you want us to worship.

          • Qukatt
            +7
            @madjo -

            Happiness is mandatory, Friend Citizen; Compliance is rewarded