Text Post: What is an activity that you have never done but would like to do? posted by Vera
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  • spaceghoti
    +15

    I want to be Supreme Dictator of the Earth. First on my agenda: outlaw Mondays and mornings. The work week starts Tuesday at noon.

    • baron778
      +9

      Whats your plan of action?

      • spaceghoti (edited 9 years ago)
        +13

        Step 1: take over the world.
        Step 2: have the best tailor make me a series of leather outfits to emphasize my machismo.
        Step 3: crush all those who displeased me before my ascension.
        Step 4: rule with an iron fist.
        Step 5: go to Disneyland.

        • Qukatt
          +8

          can you please punish people who use "an" before an H word with a hard H ?

          • spaceghoti
            +9

            Oh, language enforcement. I'll put you in charge of that.

            • Qukatt
              +8

              Can I just be "head of punishments for people who piss off the other department heads"? seems more fun.

            • spaceghoti
              +7
              @Qukatt -

              That position is open. It's yours.

            • Qukatt
              +7
              @spaceghoti -

              Easiest interview process ever, I shall recommend you as supreme leader to all my friends :D

            • ColonBowel
              +5

              Is that an honest response?

            • spaceghoti
              +5
              @ColonBowel -

              Of course. If I feel the role isn't being executed in a satisfactory manner I'll initiate retirement in a manner befitting my role as Supreme Dictator.

        • Vera
          +6

          Can you make it legal to grow pot too please? thanks.

          • spaceghoti
            +7

            Well, okay. But only because you asked.

            • Vera
              +8

              OK great, so since the workweek begins on Tuesday, can we rename Monday to "Marijuana Day"? I know I am asking for a lot here, maybe you should just appoint me Vice-Supreme-Dictator.

            • spaceghoti
              +5
              @Vera -

              Marijuana Monday it is. I already have my right hand minion established, but you're welcome to an advisory position.

            • Vera
              +8
              @spaceghoti -

              Even better as I only really want to work like, 20 hours per month or less. How about: 'Vice Chancellor of Helming the Mast While Supreme Dictator of Earth and Right-Hand Minion are at Disneyland' for my official title?

            • spaceghoti
              +6
              @Vera -

              Done.

            • madjo
              +7
              @spaceghoti -

              Just tell me who I should be worshipping, and I'll be happy. Unless happiness is verboten, in which case, I'll be unhappily worshipping whomever you want us to worship.

            • Qukatt
              +7
              @madjo -

              Happiness is mandatory, Friend Citizen; Compliance is rewarded