Text Post: What is an activity that you have never done but would like to do? posted by Vera
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  • spaceghoti (edited 9 years ago)
    +13

    Step 1: take over the world.
    Step 2: have the best tailor make me a series of leather outfits to emphasize my machismo.
    Step 3: crush all those who displeased me before my ascension.
    Step 4: rule with an iron fist.
    Step 5: go to Disneyland.

    • Qukatt
      +8

      can you please punish people who use "an" before an H word with a hard H ?

      • spaceghoti
        +9

        Oh, language enforcement. I'll put you in charge of that.

        • Qukatt
          +8

          Can I just be "head of punishments for people who piss off the other department heads"? seems more fun.

        • spaceghoti
          +7
          @Qukatt -

          That position is open. It's yours.

        • Qukatt
          +7
          @spaceghoti -

          Easiest interview process ever, I shall recommend you as supreme leader to all my friends :D

        • ColonBowel
          +5

          Is that an honest response?

        • spaceghoti
          +5
          @ColonBowel -

          Of course. If I feel the role isn't being executed in a satisfactory manner I'll initiate retirement in a manner befitting my role as Supreme Dictator.

    • Vera
      +6

      Can you make it legal to grow pot too please? thanks.

      • spaceghoti
        +7

        Well, okay. But only because you asked.

        • Vera
          +8

          OK great, so since the workweek begins on Tuesday, can we rename Monday to "Marijuana Day"? I know I am asking for a lot here, maybe you should just appoint me Vice-Supreme-Dictator.

        • spaceghoti
          +5
          @Vera -

          Marijuana Monday it is. I already have my right hand minion established, but you're welcome to an advisory position.

        • Vera
          +8
          @spaceghoti -

          Even better as I only really want to work like, 20 hours per month or less. How about: 'Vice Chancellor of Helming the Mast While Supreme Dictator of Earth and Right-Hand Minion are at Disneyland' for my official title?

        • spaceghoti
          +6
          @Vera -

          Done.

        • madjo
          +7
          @spaceghoti -

          Just tell me who I should be worshipping, and I'll be happy. Unless happiness is verboten, in which case, I'll be unhappily worshipping whomever you want us to worship.

        • Qukatt
          +7
          @madjo -

          Happiness is mandatory, Friend Citizen; Compliance is rewarded