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  • eikonoklastes
    +4

    Come on man, you can't hint at it and then let us sit there. How did you manage to get yourself into that situation six times?

    • GeniusIComeAnon
      +2

      Well, the first time I was two and fell into the pool somehow. Nobody apparently knows why :P

      The second time was as stated above!

      The third time I was maybe 7 and was pulled into the ocean by a large wave, but my mom managed to grab me.

      The fourth time I was 8 and decided to swim in a very dangerous river with my cousin of the same age. I got pulled under by an undercurrent and was actually stuck under the longest for this one. Somehow my cousin managed to pull me up and then we just kept swimming.

      The fifth time was similar to the third. I was grabbed by a wave while out a little ways. A stranger actually saved me that time.

      The sixth and most recent time happened when I was 15. This happened at the beach. There was a cave that me and my older sister wanted to check out. To get to it you have to cross a river that actually flows away from the ocean. There were fairly large waves that day, so you had to choose when to cross carefully. I made it fine, but my sister decided to carry all of our stuff across and moved slowly. She was swept by a wave and without a second thought I jumped in after her. She held on tight to our stuff, and I kept grabbing her to push her above water(making me go under). I called for help to the lifeguard, but he couldn't hear me. There was only a coast on the other side of the river, we were up against a wall of rock. After being dragged along for maybe a hundred feet, we managed to catch on a rock and from there get back to the coast. We walked away with only some deep scratches that we didn't even notice until we got back to our people. The scary thing was that after about a hundred yards, the coast ends and it's just rock on both sides.

      • eikonoklastes
        +2

        Holy crap, and you still swim? You are a much braver person than me. I'd be scared shitless of water at that point.

        • GeniusIComeAnon
          +2

          I actually swim for one-three hours a day! In fact, I just got back from swimming :P

        • eikonoklastes
          +2
          @GeniusIComeAnon -

          Alright then, we either got us an olympic swimmer here, or an industrial diver, or a treasure hunter on his 200kk yacht. Pearl/clam diver seems too far fetched. I hope it's all three at the same time. The mystery is enough to make your life look hella interesting.

          I'll just go and play some games now, to distract from my mundane life...

        • GeniusIComeAnon
          +1
          @eikonoklastes -

          Haha! I can certainly say my life has been interesting. I think it just comes from wanting to try everything. If you ever want to, it's pretty easy to try new things, but you have to know how to look. I can tell you I have swam competitively, I have dug a pearl out of a fresh clam, and I have hunted for interesting things in water with variable success. No industrial diving I'm afraid, though!