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Your username is now the name of a Fortune 500 company. What does it sell?

8 years ago by spacepopper with 24 comments

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  • canuck
    +12

    Probably some winter outdoor gear.

    • wildcat
      +7

      Fine I'll just be a trademark of yours, maybe a line of furry coats or something.

  • drunkenninja
    +8

    Some sort of Japanese booze, maybe a brand of Sake :D

    • picklefingers
      +6

      Oh man, that would actually make a good drink name. Great marketing potential.

      • TNY
        +6

        Endorsed by Jackie Chan.

        • picklefingers
          +7

          The possibilities are endless. Let's do it everybody, snapzu's first community born startup. Like reddit + imgur but drunker.

    • CrookedTale
      +5

      How much? I aint to proud to drink cheap Sake.

      • drunkenninja
        +4

        I figure a bottle has to fetch at least 30 bucks CDN, so thats like 8 bucks US.

  • drank
    +7

    Energy drinks obv.

  • tranxene
    +7

    A drug company. Pills to treat anxiety, acute alcohol withdrawal, and seizures. 

  • timex
    +7

    Hmmmmm can't think of anything....

    • Appaloosa
      +4

      Take some time, it will come to you.

  • spaceghoti (edited 8 years ago)
    +7

    Interstellar migratory fish.

  • edmb
    +6

    Electronic Dance Music Beats.

  • imokruok
    +6

    speak and spell

    • messi
      +3

      Hookd onn fonix reelly worrked fur mee!

  • grandsalami
    +6

    Web design studio with typical cheesy name that doesn't really mean anything.

  • Traintraxx
    +5

    I think mine is pretty self explanitory