I can only visualize Keurig and Monsanto getting together in a dank basement with a whiteboard and develop DRM coffee. Think about it. a specialized GMO strain of coffee bean which only releases caffeine when used in brand new third-generation Keurig UltraTasty™ Brand Coffee Makers.
Better yet, the coffee makers are leased, but not purchased. They require an always-on internet connection. If you forget to pay your monthly "access fee", the coffee maker makes really weak, decaffeinated coffee, then explodes.
I can only visualize Keurig and Monsanto getting together in a dank basement with a whiteboard and develop DRM coffee. Think about it. a specialized GMO strain of coffee bean which only releases caffeine when used in brand new third-generation Keurig UltraTasty™ Brand Coffee Makers.
Better yet, the coffee makers are leased, but not purchased. They require an always-on internet connection. If you forget to pay your monthly "access fee", the coffee maker makes really weak, decaffeinated coffee, then explodes.
Dont forget about the miniature monsanto developed sharks with laserbeams strapped to their heads zapping you as you drink it before it explodes..