This just on: North Korea accidentally found the cure.
Although genetically untouchable, and completely immune to any sort of disease, the country's population, made up solely of scientists and scholars, had managed a few weeks back to successfully bring immaterial things to life.
However, unfortunately for them, those things could not inherit their Godlike genetic material. Looking for ways to imbue their chairs and tables with their essence of immortality, they stumbled upon this useful cure that they have now decided to reveal to the world.
Of course, they will not offer any extra details upon it, as it would be pointless to bother explaining to ordinary humans the complex concepts through which this plain, basic medicine is obtained.
This just on: North Korea accidentally found the cure.
Although genetically untouchable, and completely immune to any sort of disease, the country's population, made up solely of scientists and scholars, had managed a few weeks back to successfully bring immaterial things to life.
However, unfortunately for them, those things could not inherit their Godlike genetic material. Looking for ways to imbue their chairs and tables with their essence of immortality, they stumbled upon this useful cure that they have now decided to reveal to the world.
Of course, they will not offer any extra details upon it, as it would be pointless to bother explaining to ordinary humans the complex concepts through which this plain, basic medicine is obtained.
I'm telling you, they know magic! How else can the dear leader never poop!