Was expecting "BIG NUKE" to be the cure. Don't know why. Something about North Korea fearing famine and drought causes me to think that they have bigger things to worry about than solving the worlds problems.

This just on: North Korea accidentally found the cure.

Although genetically untouchable, and completely immune to any sort of disease, the country's population, made up solely of scientists and scholars, had managed a few weeks back to successfully bring immaterial things to life.

However, unfortunately for them, those things could not inherit their Godlike genetic material. Looking for ways to imbue their chairs and tables with their essence of immortality, they stumbled upon this useful cure that they have now decided to reveal to the world.

Of course, they will not offer any extra details upon it, as it would be pointless to bother explaining to ordinary humans the complex concepts through which this plain, basic medicine is obtained.

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Imagine it's true.

Best Korea make best medical advancements.

North Korea is always trying to one up South Korea.

I don't think "killing the infected" is an FDA approved method of curing a disease.

Is he wearing a lab coat?

Hahahahahhaahahah that is all.

B-b-but what if they're telling the truth?

a drug? One singular drug? k

The secretive state did not provide proof, and the claim is likely to provoke widespread skepticism.

That's an understatement if I ever read one.