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I repeat: Octopuses are NOT aliens
Jebus. The stupidity of the media is maddening. Here are two articles now out there: Don't freak out, but scientists think octopuses 'might be aliens' after DNA study and Octopuses ‘are aliens’, sc...
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What is this anti-alien propaganda doing on Snapzu? We all know Octopuses don't come from no earth o' mine, imma tell yah.
So what if they're aliens?
It's not like we see monthly shipments of aliens floating into our oceans. They've earned their citizenship, danggummit!
Click on link: "Website is offline". Maybe they are aliens...
Dammit
so what you are really saying is that octopuses are aliens?
Pictured: An Octopus.
Technically, that is an Elder God.
All I know is, they taste good. Especially baby ones.
This is why they are going to invade us!
Maybe that's their strategy:
Make tasty babies.
Invade the bodies of the host species through ingestion.
At a point of critical mass ( eg, 2 billion ingested baby octopuses) they all come bursting out a'la Alien as full size adults at the same time. This would equate to around 1 octopus per family. They've got eight arms so they would be able to hold on to each family member and await further orders from the Octopus Leadership.
People would be up in arms!
HaHaHaHa! Very good.
Tasty tasty aliens!
I mean of all candidates for potentially "alien" life the octopus is such a simplistic choice. I mean yes it looks odd to us visually but it is clearly an animal. I like the theory, if it is one, that a comet spurred life on earth. That way we are all aliens technically. If another separate living molecule were to land on earth we would know pretty quickly. But I guess there may be some deep sea creature or fungus type organism that is truly alien, but I feel we would have found it by now.
pfff the media gets it wrong again. They're illegal aliens, not space aliens! Those squishy bastards are migrating to the land in their god damn water cubes! They've come to take our jobs! They're bringing sea drugs and sea crime into our land! They're selling themselves and even their god damn children! We've all seen the reports of drugs washing up on our shores! We've all seen them in the shops! We need to protect our coasts and keep the bastards out! build a fence! build a fence now! Go back to the sea you squishbacks!