• NotWearingPants
    +4

    Better than that old lady's house that gives out pennies. Or apples.

    I went to t he local warehouse shopping club this week and next to the big bags of candy, they had jars of mini-packs of Utz pretzels.

    I like Utz pretzels, especially with a cold, refreshing adult beverage. But I couldn't think of many less desirable things a kid might find in their goodie bag, than 3 or 4 dry pretzels.